Not Taken
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. But if you are looking for a relationship. I can tell you I don’t have hoes. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long single life. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you friend zone me now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you send kissy emojis at me, bet your sexy ass that I will find you and I will wife you.