Geez Louise
Louise gets on up 'n' ready to roar
Cuz she's got the fam comin' o'er
She gets dressed and struts on o'er
To buy for dinner a little boar
She walks the streets in her high heels with ease
Her black hair playin' in the wind
Her blue dress playin' in the wind
You know 'em boys be prayin' for a little breeze
2 o'clock and the fam's come on o'er
Louise knows she's in for a little bore
And a little boar
That she bought for twenty and four
"Say Louise when's ya gettin' hitched"
"Say yer lookin' a little chunky these days"
"Say yer lookin' a little bewitched"
"Geez Louise smile this ain't no sunny ways"
Louise gets mad 'n' storms on out
To pick her apples and pout
Her skin is hot and cold
You know her soul done got a little old
As she sits not sayin' a thing
A mockingbird comes out to sing
Then she stops 'n' thinks
Make 'em sing to shut 'em up she thinks
She cranks on the karaoke machine 'n' says
"Sing 'til ya can't speak no more", she says
And so they sing and sing
Sing, sing and sing some more
Their voices are shot and they steal away
Louise thinks "Geez Louise" there's always a way
Now the fam's gone and can't be seen
Louise done caressed that karaoke machine