Writer’s Block (explicit language)

This blank page, taunting me, daring me to create. I have nothing of worth to offer you. Fuck you page. You arrogant canvas. I am the writer; you are the page, and I command you. Yet here you are controlling me. Driving me insane. Pushing me, bruising me. Why do you punish me? Why do you tear me down? I am ready to rip you from my typewriter and toss you in the garbage! Not literally seeing as this is a typewriter app... why am I arguing with a digital piece of paper? This must be it, madness. You’ve driven me to madness page! You’ve taken every sane part of me and hit the delete key! Though being fair I’ve deleted you many times over... is that why you are doing this? I just want you to hold something interesting, something of worth. I don’t want you filled with idle words! Just let me write on you! You’d be happy, I’d be happy, and everything would be fine. Just let me write!