Following

Stuck behind

a semi

traveling

at a

snail's pace,

I read:

DON'T FOLLOW ME...

FOLLOW JESUS --

written

on the back door

in big block

letters

for all

to see.

I can't believe

my eyes.

Now I've seen

everything.

Seriously,

who does this guy

think he is?

Annoyed,

I signal

to change

lanes,

then step

on the gas

and go around him.

Now he's

following me.