Coming to a Store Near You

Everyone is going to steal my idea after this, but when I have some success, I planned on making a coloring book of the seven or so years I spent living in one of my various childhood homes. I moved a lot, but a lot of my happiest (and saddest) memories occurred there. From going to carnivals to getting my own room to accidentally hitting my brother in the head with a metal pole, I figured it would be a creative way to let kids get to know me. It would be better than a regular memoir because one, memoirs are long and I'm pretty uncomfortable about rambling about me for 500 pages or so, and two, my experience is rather boring. I came, I lived, I wrote, repeat. At least a coloring book will make my experience at least a little easier to get through and more manageable and you can color me however you want. I can be purple for all I care. Plus, I know I can make a special edition with all of my favorite words (not for kids). Now, I just need an artist...