Oscar Meyer Dream

Once when I was younger, my great-grandmother told me about the old Oscar Meyer hot dog jingle ("I with I was an Oscar Meyer wiener / That's what I really want to be / 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener / Then everyone would take a bite of me."). Sometime after she told me about it, I went to sleep on her couch.

In my dream, I had created a board game and I invited everyone in my family to come play it with me. When we started to set up the game, suddenly my little sister, a random Sonic character and myself were all transported on top of some large, tall rock. The rock was not very big around, was very tall, and had a flat top. Alongside the three of us, there was a single foldout chair.

Occasionally, a large set of rock stairs would appear. We would each take turns to go down the flight of stairs. At the bottom, there was what I can only describe at the ruins of a Roman Coliseum. There were a bunch of pillars, some destroyed, and a large, mostly destroyed arena. Where the arena once was, there was a dragon. Our goal was to go down the stairs, get to where the dragon was, and get back before the dragon saw us.

On one of my turns, I had made it to the last pillar before the dragon, and the dragon was sound asleep. While it slept, it was singing the Oscar Meyer hot dog jingle, but it wasn't singing "Oscar Meyer wiener," it was singing "Oscar Meyer pizza." It sang it's song very quickly while it slept: "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer pizza / That's what I really want to be / 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer pizza / Then everyone would take a bite of me." After it sang that very quickly, I looked at it with a very confused face.

Then I woke up.