Noo Yeer Rustitutions

(fur bist resultz, reed allowed)

Noomber won: Spel evryting i rite corectly.

Noomber too: Doo nut poonch anywon. Nut evin tat won kyd whoo hatez yoo.

Noomber tree: Rite evry dae. Nu ehkscuses (blez yoo).

Noomber fur: Doo gud inn voleybol. Joomp hye.

Noomber fyve: Wurk owut. Git ript.

Noomber sicks: Rite mye buk.

Noomber sivin: Reed lotz uv buks.

Noomber ate: Eet helthy.

Noomber nyne: Maak myesilf taaler.

Noomber tin: Doo nut pic mye fyngr nales.