My Original Joke of the Day!
Husband: When you wear a red dress with white shoes underneath it, You look... (He said with a tempted look)
Wife: How do I look?
Husband: Instead ask, What do you look like?
Wife: Ok, What do I look like?
Husband: An ambulance.
Wife: WHAT??? (With her face all red; Burning on the inside)
Husband: ...But, The only difference is that...
Wife: (Curious and tempted to hear but not ready for any more insults) Listen, I don’t want to hear any more insults, understand... I hate you!!!
Husband: An ambulance takes the inured but you... You leave the people injured with their hearts stabbed!!!
Wife: Awww, Thank you so much!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
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