for the win...

A young man and his wife were both enthralled with the Harry Potter stories, and often had small competitions to see who was the bigger fan. If she was about to unlock their front door, we would wave his hand and yell “Alohomora !” as she turned the key; she had been known to utter “Lumos” as he opened the refrigerator, and would always follow his look at her with “Your Welcome.”

One night, during a very satisfying session in the bedroom, he concluded his performance by yelling out “Expeliarmus!” at that final explosive moment.

Not to be out done, she pulled him close, looked him in the eye and said “Ten points, Gryffindor!”

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