Dear Reader, a request...

I turn off grammarian mode when reading Prose posts because A) yinz* are here to write and not get lessons on conventions of the English language, B) nobody likes an English teacher wielding a red pen like a hammer, as we are teachers and not Thor, and C) I have to edit other people's writing for my job, and Prose is for fun. BUT if you read one of my posts and notice an error or typo, I will take it as a personal kindness if you call me on the mistake in the comments.

(An IRL friend texted me this morning to point out that I accidentally typed "absord" instead of "absorb" in my John Cleese post, and it brought me great relief to fix it.)

*I am, at heart, still a Western Pennsylvanian boy.

Thank you for reading, everyone.