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In the court one man was standing in witness box.
Lawyer: What’s your name?
Man kept his finger on mouth.
Lawyer: Why? You don’t know speaking? Are you acting?
Man: I don’t know acting. I am the follower of three dolls of Gandhiji.
Man kept his finger on mouth.
Lawyer: Why? Here you should speak.
Man: I won’t talk. Because, “Talk is silver & silence is gold”
Man kept his finger on mouth.
Lawyer: If you don’t talk I’ll get you imprisoned.
The man didn’t open his mouth.
Lawyer: Eh…. This is court. What do you think?
Man: Mew…., mew….. mew……
Lawyer: Are you mewing like a cat?
Man: Mew…., mew….. mew……
Lawyer: Who is there? Beat him with the stick nicely.
Judge: It seems that he doesn’t have mental balance. Send him off. Otherwise he’ll waste our time.
Lawyer: What a mischievous party, I have come across!
Now he opened his mouth.
Man: Wav……., Wav……., Wav…….
He ran out. He was standing outside. After some time the lawyer came out.
Lawyer: Pay my fees.
Man: Amba……, Amba……, Amba……
Lawyer: Have you gone ahead of teacher? Are you giving reverse hymn to the tutor only? If I give place to put your hand in the house, are you putting whole body in the house? Are you the rat which engulfed cat, worm which swallowed the frog, frog which swallowed the snake, snake which swallowed the vulture, goat which engulfed the Python, baby fish which engulfed blue whale, man who engulfed octopus, deer who killed tiger, two headed snake, sheep which made man to fall? Hand for hand like Hammurabi code? Are you Shahajahan who killed father himself? Are you Akhilesh Yadav who defeated father only? Scorpion gave birth to scorpion to get killed, it seems. Are you fooling lawyer himself?
Man: For your hymns the mango will fall. Go and catch it, oh lord.
Lawyer: Now will you pay or not?
Man: Wow….., Wow……., Wow……., Wow…….,Wov Wov Wov, Wow……., Wow……
Lawyer: Dog is beaten with the stick. Do you know?
Man: Who brought dog to witness box of court?
Lawyer: Eh…, Eh…. pay off my fee.
Man: Mew…., mew….. mew……
Lawyer: No.., No…. don’t cheat me. I’ll beat you.
Man: Kaw…, Kaw…., Kaw….
Lawyer: Means you have cheated me, know?
Man: No, the bird is carrying with beak. See there. It is flying. It snatched from my hands. What shall I do? Go chasing it. You may get your money.
Lawyer: Don’t cheat me. When you come next time, I’ll not help you.
Man: Next time? Who will come Next time? To such places again one should not come it seems, oh great preacher. You taught me. Now you hear to my preaching.
Lawyer: You are making fun of me? Are you the one who have gone ahead of god?
Man: No oh lord. I am not god also and not lawyer also as you. I have studied only 10th class. (ironically)
Lawyer: Then how dare you talk to a lawyer?
Man: In LLB will anybody teach you such tricks and all? No know? But look at me, how I am talking.
Lawyer: Give my money, donkey.
The man screamed like a donkey.
Lawyer: I’ll make you omit the double amount. I know how to handle such people.
Man (making fingers like a tiger): Gur, Gur…, Gur….
The lawyer himself had to run out of fear.
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