Knitting Murder Club
Innocent little ladies, so they seemed
uncorking mouths to let sins out.
Knit One, Purl Two
Knitting virgin white sweaters
covering their blackened souls.
For all the members of sordid group
had pasts kept cloaked inside.
Knitting needles had sharpened points -
Becky used one to do her lover in
a spiked stab to base of the neck
nary a mark to detect cause of death.
Knit One Purl Two
The things they knit were sturdy and sure
but violations they had committed
unraveled as their tales spilled out
many secrets of which they were proud.
Anna bragged she had tightened a scarf
around neck of husband who had cheated
dumped him in sinking sand nary to be found.
“Scoundrel left me!” she cried out to her friends
Knit One Purl Two
Black wooly socks soaked in poison by Lila
absorbed through the skin by her father
death blamed on heart attack by doctors
all his fault because he had molested her.
His passing gave her great satisfaction.
Knit One Purl Two
All the women in the dark knitting group
shared their stories but knit themselves
into a corner when one too many
losses occurred and it sounded like a yarn,
trying to pull wool over detective’s eyes.
Knitting group all convicted at trial
they had blabbed way too much -
jury and judge all agreed on conviction.
The evil little group now continues together
wearing striped uniforms in prison confines.
Knit One Purl Two