Star Propechy.

Dear Star Family,

The experiment is going to plan, as per your faith that the implants you placed inside the children born after the year of 2000 would foresee less humanity and more alienation, the symptoms would please you, just as predicted they are less engaged with fellow humans, their heads are often down and invested in their device as the magnetism between the metal implants you put inside their blood, bones and bodies match their phone successfully. The belief of soul mates is laughable, as true love will never be able to match the pull of what is occurring between a person and their phone. Eye contact has been reduced to a minimum as the virus continues to spread and infect those born before 2000, which I’m certain will bring you the confirmation that you seek in your mission to reign supreme on all specimens of planet Earth. It’s spreading far and wide, with absolutely no signs of it being cured soon. Brain function is now dwindling rapidly, with there being only an eight second attention span among the race of humans, with 88% decrease occurring yearly, infecting minds with technology has been without a doubt, your most ingenious attempt in the eons I’ve worked for you. Congratulations and I do hope this finds you enjoying a slice of wonder bread, how I do miss Milky Way sandwiches. And the comfort of a moon beam blanket, I always slept so perfectly on the edge of the indigo clouds in your constellation, I digress. Writers are almost out of business as it seems more appropriate for them to start writing to their pet goldfish, because a goldfish can now officially focus for longer than a human, again congratulations! Oh how I long to once again dance around the rays of the sun and call Lemuria home. The realm of communication is 98% yours, across all time, space and dimensions. Sleep is also globally lessened, which is a prime opportunity for you to continue exercising your will and authority by continuing to invade and inhabit their bodies with your advanced energies. My prediction is that in five years time, you will have full access to Planet Earth and human beings will be reduced to that of a distant memory, as the star beings fulfil the prophecy.