As I lie in the hospital bed surrounded by other patients who are also infected, I can't help thinking to myself, I should have listened to him. I can recall my father telling me just seconds before I touched the peanut butter that it would be poisonous. But at that time, little did I know that it had the world's most dangerous virus in it.

All crates of peanut butter had been thrown into the ocean, hopefully never to be seen again. The only way to battle this terrifying peanut butter disease was to go against it head to head with jelly. Sadly, because so many people were infected, our country's jelly supply had run out much too quickly.

The television in front of me turned on. A reporter began to speak, "News reports have shown that the only way to cure this mysterious peanut butter virus is to counter-act it with jelly! Many countries have been generously donating tons of jelly to us, but nothing is enough. Doctors and scientists truly believe that this peanut butter epidemic is completely unstoppable! We have our first death!"