Invisible Fence

Today. Right now. Today right now. Fast. So fast. He's coming. I smell him.

I run to the corner, my favorite corner, the corner that I love, the corner where I rest, my favorite corner. Now I turn around and run to the other corner, the corner where the squirrel was that one day.

STOP! I have an itch I must scratch my itch that I have because it itches and I must scratch it.

Back to the corner and turn around. My tail hits the bush, the rose bush where my ball goes sometimes, the rose bush where I like to pee but I can't pee there because she gets mad if I pee there so I can't pee there so I don't pee there. Except sometimes I pee there.

I smell him. He is coming. He will say hi. He always says hi. He will put the paper roll in the tube. I will chew the paper roll later.

Today. Right now. Today right now. Fast. So fast. He's coming. I smell him.

There he is! BARK! There he is! NOW!

I run. I will make it to him. He will pet me. He will pet my belly. He will call me good. He will scratch my ears. He will have treats. He will give me his paper rolls and I will chew them and I will smell his pants and he will call me good.

Faster! Almost there! This time! This time! This time I will make it to him!

ZAP!

Ouch. Zap. Zap hurts. Zap still works today. I don't like zap.

There he goes. There he goes again. There he goes.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow I will go faster. Tomorrow I will make it to him. Tomorrow!