Dexter goes to another universe
Dexter was a pig. Not ordinary, mind you: he could blow bubbles in the mud. Dexter lived on a farm, Mr. Greens farm, everybody called it. Dexter got 3 meals a day and had his own pigstye with plenty of mud. Every day he had the same routine:
8:00 Wake up & stretch
8:30 Eat the newspaper
9:00 Eat breakfast
10:00 Lie in mud
12:00 Eat lunch
1:00 take nap
3:00 wake up and sun bathe
5:00 Eat supper
6:00 stretch, yawn & spoke a pipe
7:00 Go to Sleep
This was his daily routine, and he did it every day, unless the farmers wife got the newspaper first. The pig lived right next door to the goose. Now the goose had got into his silly head that he could be smart and build anything, so every night Dexter would hear the goose flying up to where the old barn owl lived to talk the whole, whole night.
All the farm animals were used to it and were used to hearing stuff like ” and to the power of 5″ and “with sodium and titanium”, stuff like that. All the barn animals were also used to the goose sleeping all day. It seemed like the goose had gone completely nocturnal.
After a year or so the goose one day escaped and brought back to his house a string. The next day the goose escaped and brought a bucket with him. Every day after that the goose would escape and bring somthing with him. After a couple months the goose stoped bringing stuff. The goose then started building & mixing different chemicals and materials. After a year the goose and his machine made their grand apearance. All the barn animals Chuckeled. The goose introduced his machine as a portal. The animals laughed and laughed. The goose decided that he would show them that it worked so he pressed a button and steped inside the machine. The machine began to rumble and then the goose disapeared. Then a goose steped out. The goose greeted Dexter, saying”Hi Lester”. The animals thought it was a joke so they decided to have Dexter press the same button and step inside the machine to see if it actually worked. At first Dexter refused, but finally after some urging he pressed the button and stepped inside. There was a whir sound and then Dexter climed back out side.
What he saw astounded him. Then Dexter understood. The goose’s machine had worked, he was in another universe. He looked over. There was a goose. The goose came over and said “lets go home Dexter”. Dexter thought that was a good idea, so they both climbed back into the machine. There was a wir sound and then they both steped out.
Cow said, “this other pig named Lester was here but he climbed back into that machine and turned into you”. Cow looked confused and then chuckeled, “We were about to send horse, but he would have not been able to fit into there very well”. Dear readers, do you know what happened?