Bore well Stolen

Arun came to police station.

Arun: My bore well is stolen.

Police Inspector: Go to mental hospital first and get checked, then I’ll take your complaint.

Arun: Do you think me to be mad? First here to me, then talk.

PI: What’s your problem?

Arun: See, in my farm, I didn’t get point to dig a bore well. In the side by uncle’s farm, point had been got. Both of us talked and got the bore well dug. I agreed to spend. The agreement was to get the water shared. I got the bore well dug. Now he told “I won’t give water. You pluck your bore well off.” Now you tell me, am I mad?

PI: If you tell properly then only I would understand know? Is there any agreement?

Arun: No

PI: Then even if you lodge police complaint, you can’t fight in court.

Arun: There’s no need to go to court. Just you only come and frighten him a little.

PI: All that is not possible. What do you think of me?

Arun: See sir, get my work done & take your payment.

PI: Ok, let’s go.

They came to uncle.

PI: You give his money or give half water.

Uncle: You ask him to pick up his bore well & carry it off.

PI: I’ll make you in.

Uncle: How much is he giving you? I’ll give double.

PI: How much would you give? We are to the advantageous side.

Arun: I too can pay as much as you want.

Arun & Uncle started fighting. PI got frightened & disappeared.

Uncle: You lift your bore well and get lost.

Arun had to make a nerd face. Afterwards Arun made a plan. By the side of the bore well he kept a mobile and during night created the sounds of dogs cry and devil. Everybody started telling uncle, “There is spirit in your bore well. During night we can’t sleep. Fill it off, otherwise we only would fill it up or would launch a complaint.”

Uncle told Arun: That portion of land I would give it to you. You only get the fence put.

Arun: I don’t want. You give off my money.

Uncle: That is not possible. I would transfer off that portion of land also to your name.

Arun hesitatingly making drama,

Arun: Ooohoo

Scratching head,

Arun: Then Ok, do it off fast.

Uncle took him to sub - registrar office and got it transferred to Arum’s name.

Arun got a fence made. After some days uncle asked, Arun.

Uncle: What happened? Now there’s no sound of devils. They got frightened at you & ran off?

Arun (laughing): Devils were not the ones who ran off. It was you who got frightened and ran off.

Arun started laughing aloud, vigorously and sarcastically

Uncle understood immediately and made nerd face and disappeared.