I spy with my little eye............

I spy with my little eye

Something beginning with p

It happens after midnight

Usually about three

I spy with my little eye

Something beginning with L

It’s in the corner of a little room

It is white and has a chain as well

I spy with my little eye

Something beginning with I

I’m fed up with these pyjamas

I can never undo the fly

I spy with my little eye

Something beginning with S

I’ll have to find the mop now

And clean up this bloody mess!

Another reason for avoiding old age!