Challenge
Make me a metaphor
Compare yourself to something strange, not usually used in a metaphor. like, I dont know, a worm, or a lego brick, I dont know! The possibilities are endless!
Not Short on Vanity
I am like a Faulkner novel... if you can put up with the poor punctuation, the occasional run on sentence, and a general long-windedness then you might find the golden nuggets hidden amongst the weeds.
“Let the writer take up surgery or bricklaying if he is interested in technique. There is no mechanical way to get the writing done, no shortcut. The young writer would be a fool to follow a theory. Teach yourself by your own mistakes; people learn only by error. The good artist believes that nobody is good enough to give him advice. He has supreme vanity. No matter how much he admires the old writer, he wants to beat him.”
- William Faulkner
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