Please Tooth Fairy!

The most magical day of my life was when I got my wisdom teeth out. They just told me to take nice slow yoga breaths, and bam next thing I know I got 4 gaping holes in the my gum. And they want me to stand up and sit in this chair. Boy, were my legs heavy.

The dentist was real nice he said that he would take real good care of me. Well I guess he did. Because I got a little dog bag with some gauze, a syringe, and 4 bloody teeth wrapped in gauze.

You know wisdom teeth extractions really set you back, and I remeber back when my baby teeth caught a pretty penny. Those pearls were small, and if the tooth fairy is harvesting teeth then she would hit the motherload with these teeth! By goly the holes are like wells that just keep going on and on and on. So I would say that I would get a mighty nice fee for these wonderful teeth I shall put under my pillow tonight.

Just so you know Ms. Tooth Fairy that 123 Willard Drive.