Toxic [Urban Dictionary]

Tinder was not enough for me, I realized as I looked in the mirror while I put on my matte purple lipstick. I had been going clubbing with my cousins to help her brother come out of his shell. We learned pretty quickly he was a funkerdunker, but it was still fun to go out and watch him beg big dudes to take him to bed. My cousin, Amie, was outside waiting with Matty while I fixed my lips. She was texting me, telling me we were running out of guys for her to fadoodle since the guys with jobs go home around midnight and it was nearing eleven.

But, I told her you couldn't rush perfection. We were all pretty happy to be out of quarantine since Coronalingus was getting pretty sad. It was already hard to flirt with people when we could only go to the grocery store and the gas station, plus, just because they had pretty eyes didn't mean they were hot. Luckily, I could ditch the mask and show off my newest lipstick that I impulse bought because the commercial made me cry. Plus, without the mask, I could wear my contacts without my eyes tearing up. I'm happy that everything's over too because everyone's out looking for someone that they'd like to have around in the next quarantine and that's my kind of environment.