uninformed -or- missinformed? It’s really no contest...

When given the choice between being either of the the two, even though I am a boy, I would much rather be missinformed than uninformed. Being uninformed means that I'm not even fully formed. Like my eyes would be severely out of whack, or my shoulder blades would break off due to a misalignment of sorts.

Being missinformed would rock so much more! People would comment on how pretty I am. Like, "You are so lovely, and your dress is really green, how can such beauty be encapsulated within your svelte figure?. And you are a super informed young thing as well! You deserve this title!"

Of course, I'd be conflicted with the result of such a contest. Being Missinformed 2020, and being truly a male, I will have robbed a little girl from their proper place on the throne. Sure, I will have the title, but what really have I achieved?

I would be a liar. And a fraud.

Therefore, my mind is now changed... I think it would be much better for me, and that sassy young girl from which I stole the title, to be uninformed.

May I go now?