Happy Father’s Day Daddy (I call him Duddoms)

Perfectly imperfect

A human man

With hyperbole ears

And unseen masculine tears

A life of the party

Not the talk of the town,

Nor mechanically inclined

Humbly offering his brilliant mind

He's been my protector

My own King Charlemagne

He can do no wrong in my eyes

Rendering my love for him unfit to die