Complexity Simply Creates Absurdity

Let’s look at this from the outside in, shall we?

Every four years there is a national election to see which dog gets the chance to mess this country up even more than what it is.

We spout our favorite, laud and praise this person, saying he can do the job.

So we go to the polling booths, create our vote and are done, but then there are others who vote by mail, that is, as long as the postmark is before the voting deadline.

The absurdity to this is no matter how many vote, the number that really matters comes from the Electoral College, which in fact no one graduated from this college, yet alone went there ... so don’t expect a degree.

So, we vote regardless. When the talley is said and done and say 215 million people vote, and there is, say a 1,000 vote lead for the favorite, but the other person gets 51% of the Electerate, he wins. The complexity to this is strange in its own right.

There is a much easier way to determine the winner where voters just stay home and don’t vote at all. Put the Democrat and the Republican in a boxing ring and let them duke it out. First one to either be:

A) knocked out

B) gets to winded to continue

C) gets an attorney to cry wolf

D) a no-show

... loses. Just as simple as that. Then business will be in session from that day forward.

After he has been in office a week, we complain because he hasn’t solved all the problems and ... how come we don’t get another stimulus check? Come on, you’re the new guy, give us some love. I mean, hell, country is already in over its head debt-wise ,,, what’s another three-trillion, right? Only this time, to show your heart is in the right place, make the check for $1,201 this time.

And if the complexity of this either makes you smile, laugh or roll your eyes, then you may come to grips with the fact the complexity of this entire post is about as absurd as it will get.

Personally, Goofy gets my vote.

Crisis solved.