girl: can you pass me the remote

guy: why can't you take it yourself? It's right over there!

girl: oh, so you think I'm lazy?

guy: (*tries to avoid another lecture) Uh, no, I'll just take it for you..

girl: Oh, so you think I'm weak and can't take the remote by myself?

guy: Uh, no, you wanted m--

girl: (*cuts in) Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't do stuff on my own.

guy: I didn't say you can't!

girl: So now I'm a liar?

guy: (*gives up and walks away, ignoring her)

girl: Now you're walking away! You don't love me... Let's break up!

yay, girls love to complicate the simple XD