Last Laugh

“Ahhh, Dionysus, I am about ready to tell you something that will rattle your wine bottles. You were born of Zeus and Semele but the goddess, Hera, was jealous that Samele snagged your Dad so she ripped you to pieces. Your heart was then placed in Zeus” thigh where you once again became a child, Dionysus.

You were hidden by your aunt and raised as a girl to hide from Hera’s wrath and you embraced feminity, becoming a cross-dresser. Later, you rejected this identity and became bigender.

When you married Ariadne, you assumed a transfemine identity when you became the god of sex, wine and orgies. So you are not who you pretend to be, I am sorry to say!”

“Ha! Ha!” guffawed Dionysus. I have know this all long but since this is not accepted here, I dress like a man and people do not know the real Dionysus! I have to bind my breasts in order to hide these facts. Since you have made me laugh, I am transporting you to my world as a court jester but you won’t be able to participate in the festivities. Your only job is to make me laugh!

I then realized that Dionysus was having the last laugh!