I’m a dude, so................................

My Dream Wedding Q & A:

Who would be the bride/groom?

Me and perhaps a lady or someone other than me

What would the colors be?

Whatever

What season?

One of the 4 seasons is OK

How many guests?

Frank & Doug can come I guess. I don't think it's gonna happen though

How many grooms men and/or bridesmaids?

I don't get it. The Groomsmen were an old tyme barbershop quartet & Bridesmaids is a chick flick, so what's the question again

What traditions would you use?

Christmas & The 4th of July are kinda cool traditions. So those ones.

Etc.

So, How much is this all gonna cost?