if to-do lists were realistic:
1. get up
2. no, really get up
3. come on, you don’t have time to go back to bed
4. brush your teeth-
5. get dressed-
6. go downstairs, i guess...
7. eat-
8. look for something to eat
9. ...keep looking for something to eat
10. settle for something kinda gross
11. eat it, slowly
12. “i’m leaving in ten minutes, with or without you.”
13. worry about that^^ for about two seconds before going back to eating
14. get dressed-
15. look for something to wear
16. end up wearing the same sweatpants as the last two days
17. brush your teeth-
18. stare off into space??? sure, you totally have time for that
19. contemplate going back to bed
20. brush your teeth, very slowly
21. gather your stuff
22. ignore whatever it is your mom is yelling at you from inside the warmth of her blanket
23. “come on, we’re late.”
24. tie your shoes slowly, just to spite them
25. walk outside
26. wait for them to get something they forgot
27. doze off on the drive
28. go to school, finally