Basketball prodigy...*cough*

When you throw the empty shampoo bottle from the shower into the trash can by the sink and start realizing your incredible basketball skills until you remember all those times in gym class when you missed the lay-up that couldn't have been more perfectly set for you to get a basket, and concede that professional basketball is definitely not in your future, because making 1 in 20 lay-ups probably isn't the skill set the NBA is looking for.