Beef Stew

Thick, brown, and salty. It tastes alright. Nothing to ride home about. The carrots floating around are like crunchy sponges, and those potatoes could choke an elephant. I don't know why I bothered getting up for this. It's just kind of bland. If I had waited a few minutes, I probably could've made my own dinner. Granted if I had done that, then I wouldn't get any cornbread and cornbread is the real reason I got up. Though even that has better partners than beef chunks in meat-flavored water. Like whatever happened to that vegetable soup that everyone likes? Or better yet, potato stew! I just don't get it. Why this stuff? It tastes so bland, it makes a slice of bread taste like cake. Like, couldn't we have just eaten out? I bet McDonald's would have more flavor than this. I mean it's not my fault the family recipe tastes like water seasoned with dirt. The packets from the store taste a heck of a lot better, just saying. I mean, if it was the last thing on earth, maybe I'd like it, but really it's just kinda gross and bland. Even the beef chunks are dry. Like how do you manage to make BEEF STEW with dry beef chunks? That's like literally something that doesn't happen. Maybe you should try leaving the cooking to someone else. If I were cooking we'd be eating...