Entanglement

Looking back 2020 didn’t start off with a bang, just the normal tremor of a normal year. Same old bucket list, same old hopes and dreams. But then boom, this 8.9 magnitude earthquake called the Coronavirus popped up and bam no more toilet paper.

The world leaders told us not to panic, no need to worry they said “the Coronavirus won’t last long because it was made in China.” It’s now July, Chinese products don’t last that long. Before long there were types of rumors going on about this virus called Covid-19.

“Breaking News! Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already initial testing has revealed its mom‘s spaghetti.”

Naturally the world was horrified until they found out it was just a rumor just like the one stated from the White House that said “Chuck Norris cured Coronavirus the virus is healthy at the moment.

Next came quarantine the whole world became temporarily closed. With quarantine came boredom, food for the thought though: When Sir Isaac Newton invented Calculus it was during a Plague. Do you have any idea how bored you have to be to invent Calculus. Nowadays the rage is mask wearing to avoid the virus but this thought comes to me: thinking a mask is going to stop Covid-19 is the same as thinking that your underpants will protect everyone from a fart. This year is the first I’m not going to Fiji because of Covid-19, normally I do not go because I am poor. Apparently this year is being written by Stephen King not sure how true that is but it beats R.L Stine I guess. To end this I would tell a Coronavirus joke but I won’t because it’s going to be viral and you will die laughing.