Little Skunk Gum

Pop! The bubble exploded - Splat in my face.

A vulgar little girl just delivered 

lashings of cherry flavoured gum, 

at my face, 

it is now, through my beard and 

ginger-specked moustache. 

The wee little skunk of a human ran off … 

Yes ran off, balloon in hand, 

sporting a red tulle skirt, poker dot top, 

and patent leather shoes to boot. 

Finger deep in gooey gum, 

sweetness engaging inners of my nostrils, 

I turn on my heels - run, 

Opposite direction. 

Home, 

to clean my beard, 

change into a red tulle skirt, 

poker dot top and patent leather shoes to boot. 

Damn she looked good!