The Birds & The Biddies

"Men?" says the widow with a tear. "Well, I only ever had one so I suppose I'm not an expert on them. I really loved the one I had, though. No one else really filled his space."

"Men?" says the prostitute with a smile. "Gosh, I love men. How can you not? Such honest creatures. I could settle for one but I have to admit, I'd miss them all."

"Men?" says the nun with a frown. "I'm afraid I'm not sure what you're asking. There's probably a biblical reference for your question, child, if you pray on it enough."