The Ding

DING

"Good Morning, everyone!"

"Morning."

"Good Morning!"

"'Sup."

"Glad to see you all logging in again. We'll give the class a few minutes but it looks like we've got at least half of the students here today. Please remember to hit mute and we'll get started shortly."

"Alright, well I asked everyone to keep their cameras on today since we're going to do some group work. If you aren't able to access a camera that's alright we'll just try to--"

SCREAM

"--hold up, hello? Who was that? Something wrong?"

"HOLY -- LOOK AT MILES' SCREEN!"

"$#!@"

"WHOA!"

"Dude, run!"

"Everyone, please put yourselves on 'mute' - Miles, this is not funny. Cease it immediately or I'm kicking you from the meeting."

"Wait - what's on my screen??? I don't understand."

"Miles, I don't know what kind of greenscreen horror setup you're running over there, but I will not have my class pranked. Turn it off, please."

"Backdrop?? There's nothing behind me though??"

"MILES - SHE'S RIGHT THERE!"

"Dude, she's hovering over you!"

"Ick, that hair looks nasty, bro, how do you not feel that??"

"Wait - what's going on behind me? Guys, there's nothing there!"

"Miles, I'm sorry, but that's it - I'm kicking you from the meeting."

"Oh $!@#, man - she's smiling now."

"Miles, run!"

"Get out of there!"

DING

User has been removed from the meeting.

"Alright, everyone, moving on with today's lesson. Please refrain from posting your 'viral videos', I'm very certain this hoax will blow over and I will speak with Miles outside of class."

SCREAM

"Teach...."

"Crap - teach!"

"BEHIND YOU! BEHIND YOU!"

"Holy - she moved, dude!!"

"Everyone, knock it off - I'm tired, and I understand online classes are stressful for everyone but I will not tolerate --"

DING

The host has ended this meeting.