“MOM!!!, What Did You Say?”

True stories are sometimes the best.

Every so often life is just so funny you laugh about it 20 years later if your mind thinks about it. This is one of those times. Here’s a good ol’ fashioned funny “MOM” story.

“oh dear” you know with moms there’s no telling what’s coming next, moms are

unpredictable some even to themselves. LOL.

This “MOM” story is about me. I am the mom, the madré, mamacita, mamsita, mama

I had many names and those weren’t all of them. LOL Who knew a mom would have so many names and titles?

June is a birthday month, birthdays within days of one another, my daughter’s June 2 while I celebrate my day on the 6th. My daughter had just celebrated her 18th birthday. We had a huge cake and there was still a lot left. She had just started dating a new boy named Andy. Andy came over with a few of his friends, the day after her birthday and the cake was sitting on the table. I was trying to be funny. LOL

I think I am a comedian. LOL and...

It went JUST LIKE THIS. I am Sitting in the Kitchen at the bar, incomes Andy and his friends and with my daughter. Like a good hostess I am, I always offer something to our guests. The huge cake is sitting on the table. I thought about the movie “Father of the Bride” and how Martin Short would say cake

Oh NO here it goes.

MOM " Andy do you want some cock?"

Andy's eyes grew 3 sizes larger

ANDY " uh what?"

MOM "some cock, you know cock"

DAUGHTER says in a very loud voice

" MOM WHY ARE YOU ASKING ANDY IF HE WANTS COCK?"

MOM "You know how on Father of the Bride, Martin Short says cock"

DAUGHTER "MOM THAT'S CACK NOT COCK CACK WITH AN A"

MOM "OMG I said cock"

Everyone dies laughing and is rolling on the floor

Love your MOM'S especially those OMG moments, they are Timeless