why is this on t.v.

some side effects may include:

brainwashing

lack of empathy

laziness

miss information

disillusion of grandeur

coveting useless objects

shame

parents asking why you dont have a girlfriend/boyfriend

binge watching

holding in pee

peeing yourself when laughing at jokes you did not understand on "the big bang theory"

diabetes

any number of sexually transmitted diseases

hypochondria of sexually transmitted diseases

love of Richard Nixon

knowing all the lines of episode 157 of "law and order s.v.u."

unnatural and unsafe body image problems

skewed seance of morality

cheering for "the bad guy"

the urge to read books written for 13 year olds

buying into the extreme left/right of (insert political hot button topic here)

nostalgically miss remembering how good "Thunder Cats" was

the munchies

being to lazy to make your own food

over drafting your bank account because of ordering dominoes pizza delivery

missing work due to ongoing bowel issues form eating dominoes pizza delivery

singing "sheriff dont like it, watching some NASCAR" to the rhythm of a song by "the clash"

watching NASCAR

prying that someday it will turn out not-left

thinking about space jam

watching space jam

laughing at "Tim and Eric show"

buying a shake wight

using a shake wight

watching "braking bad" and thinking "meth cant be that bad"

becoming addicted to meth

having a intervention about meth

keeping up appearances with your family while secretly doing meth

meth

recovering from a meth addiction

starting a class action law suit against AMC

watching the "walking dead" and wanting a crossbow

buying a crossbow

shooting a homeless person with a crossbow

being the first person to win a court case using the "AMC defense"

realizing your only halfway done with your list and 500 words is a lot more than you first though it would be in list form

seriously is anyone even still reading this

i mean its defiantly not a poem

realizing that your still going to have to go back and spellcheck and proofread this hot mess

thinking of just copy and pasting in the lyrics to the song "pepper" by "the butthole surfers" to meet the word count. seriously is anyone still reading this ... would anyone ever know?

thinking that the joker got his pencil trick from the new "batman"move from the cover of a butthole surfers c.d.

realizing you may overuse parentheses

not caring that you may over use parentheses

looking up and realizing that you haven't been paying attention to the hyp-no toad on the tv and having to restart the episode

thanking your chosen deity that Tivo was invented

watching old documentary's made in the 90s and realizing how much they got wrong

watching new documentary's and being sure that there defiantly 100% correct

realizing the book was better

realizing the book is always better

realizing the audio book is always better

discounting your previously held notion that the audio book is always better when the third book in a trilogy your where listening to gets a different narrator that the first two books and is utter garbage at there job and pronounces all the names wrong

realizing you passed 500 words awhile ago but had to finished your though processes

anyway thanks for sticking around. this is my first day here and my 3rd post overall its nice to meet you all and i hope to entertain you. that's what I am writing for anyway. be it the lyrical rhymes of poetry or not so much. heck even lists can be interesting if you approach it from the right angle.