Bad Writing Challenge

It’s not that I think you care about it or anything or like you even know what I’m talking about or like you will even remember doing it. You jerk. I was the one who always cared and took care of the kids. And the dog and the cat and that stupid goldfish you won at the carnival. It was stupid. The carnival I mean, not the goldfish. The goldfish is stupid too, but I said it was stupid not that it is stupid because I was talking about the carnival and that was stupid. And you are stupid. And this whole thing is stupid and just stupid, stupid, stupid!

Now I’m yelling again. Are you happy that I’m yelling? You never cared for a minute, did you? Not that I was yelling but about me. You didn’t even say anything when I changed my hair. It was golden sunrise and now it is golden citrus, but you don’t even care, do you? Do you?! You don’t. Do you?

Daddy said you were the kind of guy who wouldn’t get up unless no one was around to get your beer out of the ice box. Well guess what I’m not getting your beer and there isn’t any anyway because guess what I didn’t go to the market today! You can go get it yourself and Daddy was right about you and your stupid face and your stupid goldfish and I hope he dies! Not my daddy, your goldfish, my daddy ain’t gonna die because he works hard, unlike you.

So feed your fish and get your own beer and get out of this trailer because I am done and you and me are done and I’m done with you. You can just go get a job and stop living off the government. I’m a proud woman! Stupid!