(Real Life Oh God)

Triple A this is R.L. OG I’ve gotten a bit flak over the years for the practical joke I played on Abraham and to a lesser extent Isaac. As he would never had any memory of it being a baby. If I really wanted to be a dick. And put the kibosh on those Old Testament scribes and yapping yentas. Also AAA is it my fault if Abe couldn’t tell I was joking. Also for a long time I gave Job some shit to settle a Gentlemen’s bet with one of my oldest. But I knew he could take it because his wife was twice as hard to live with than the shit I put him thru. So the cross looks peeps still throw at me for that are due to a lack of context on their part. And no fault of my own.

So Mr Fonzirella the third could you straighten out this PR jukebox for me. And get me back to number one on the charts?

Or else!!!!! JKLOLTGIFWhyOhElIosubtextdotsemicolon