I Live Under a Bridge!

I will set your house on fire.

Oh yes such a threat, I live under a bridge arsehole!

I'll eat your food!

Enjoy the side of maggots...

I'll take the clothes off your back!

I'm not sure where my skin starts and the clothes end... Good luck finding out

I'll-I'll kill you!

Please! My feet are getting chilly with all this chit chat of arsen.

Why you-

You're rather boring aren't you? That's why your alone trying to shoot a hobo!

I'm not- how could you tell?

Your bottom lip is trembling, come sit, let's talk about life.

Ok...

They always fall for it don't they?