The President’s New Clothes

“A man must dress the part. First and foremost, that’s where it starts. That’s what my advisors have told me. Look at me--coutured bespokenly to instill confidence in my nation and the world. That’s what my constituents have told me. Note the color schemes, variegated just so, in synchrony with my bravado, confidence, and intrinsic worth. That’s what my staff have told me. As I move, notice the fall of the material with each step, portending well for progressive accomplishments coming your way soon. That’s what the pundits--the truthful ones--have told me. It’s me, after all.

“Anyone can dress like me. So, be like me. It’s very easy. You have to commit to assuming a new persona based on a new wardrobe that speaks for you. Did you happen to notice mine? Everyone--I mean everyone--has told me it indeed speaks for me. Does it speak to you? I know it has garnered for me the accolades--well deserved...well deserved. I hope all of you can see this right now. Streaming your way. You will see the naked truth. Here I am. Magnificent, aren't I? That’s what my voters have told me.”

THE ABOVE HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR VIOLATING THE STREAMING TERMS OF SERVICE, WHICH FORBIDS NUDITY IN LIVE STREAMS.