Ok. here are a few..

1) you buy inspiration dies. they have pictures on tbem and as you roll them you get ideas for stories. but why the results keep leading you to distressing realizations and horrible ends?

2) you own a waffle iron, you experimrnt, inserting strange things inside. when you put in paper, a disturbing message appears..

3) there is a pothole that you fell in love with. others dont understand, but you do..

4) people cheered when the rain returned..but not for long...

5) write about a family heirloom. its a loom that weaves heirs...

6) terrible ideas for games to play with toddlers

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7) the funnel shape of dried ginkgo leaves are the perfect alibi..

8) emporium makes it sound much more respectable.