My Stupid beliefs As A Kid

1. So you guys know that “ValiantRaptor47” is my brother. Well here’s something fun he told me as a 7 year old. When I was younger he had said that Abraham Lincoln and George Washington went hunting together, and George Washington accidentally shot Abraham Lincoln thinking he was a Moose. Yup, our history lover told me that. He just never mentioned it was a “Joke” so I was stuck believing that for a full year. But, in his defense, he was really young, and kids at school had told him that.

2. I used to believe that my stuffed animals were alive, and so I would try and talk to them and keep them happy with me, because I feared if I stopped playing with them, they’d execute me. For over a full year, I could not sleep at night because I had lost interest in them, and I expected to be dead by morning.

3. For the longest time I thought a country and a continent were the same thing. And by a long time, I mean until last year.

4. I used to think you could have a baby just by kissing someone (Didn’t we all?)

5. I used to think blood was red because ladybugs were inside my body and...I don’t really know why I believed this one...

6. I used to think that when I’d died, I’d reincarnate into my cat. :/

7. And last, but not least, I always thought that my teachers were robots who never left

the school, and just powered-off every night. Thank god I still don’t think that XD