Don’t we all know...

1) That feeling when you stub your toe that makes you wish you didn’t have a pinky toe

2) The double checking you have everything you need before leaving the house only to realize you forgot at least one thing five minutes down the road

3) The awkward silence of walking with someone then say goodbye and walking in the same direction still

4) The walking into one room only to forget what you came in there for so you walk back through the rest of the rooms to try to figure out what you went in the first room for

5) The waiting to open the microwave until the very last second.

6) The trying to balance the light switch in the very center. (That or else flicking it on and off to annoy someone)

7) The way you flick a light switch on and off like ten times before leaving it be when you don’t have any idea what light it turns on and off.

8) The way you read and write like that’s the only way you will survive

9) The staring at the three dots in messages when someone is typing until they stop and you jump to conclusions.

10) The walking toward someone walking toward you and the awkward shuffle where you both step to one side and then to the other until one person concedes and stands still while the other passes