Ten Types of Singers

1.The Bellower.

They tend to sing any song that's on their mind, as loud as possible.

Even in a crowd of annoyed people. And even when they're tone-death.

2. The scam-singer.

They can never be trusted while appearing to be singing beautifully.

Because they are usually just lip-syncing someone else's songs.

3. The Whisperer.

You usually can't tell when they are singing, because they never quite sing loud enough for the human ear to hear.

I think it's safe to say, they are the complete opposite of The Bellower.

4. The Rock-artist.

let's just say, you will quite possibly be deaf after sitting through a performance starring one of these kinds of singers.

You also might notice them wincing from a headache occasionally(Please keep in mind, this is only due to the aggressive head-bobbing they, very often, engage in.)

5. The Jig-singer.

They can usually be found dancing along to any song they hear, at any place they hear it. They also tend to sing along as well.

6. The Blusher.

Even though they are comfortable with singing, they usually can't get through a song without blushing at, or near the end(Especially when being praised for their beautiful voice.)

7. The Party-singer.

They are known for their ability to bring a party along with them, everywhere they go. And always like to sing in a giant group of people(All who are most likely, partying along.)

8. The loner.

They can never, and will never, be found singing in front of other people. You are extremely lucky if you happen to catch this kind of person singing. And even though they hate to admit it, they are usually amazing singers.

9. the on-stretcher.

They have a very soft and sweet voice and could sing a crying baby to sleep. WARNING: This is also because they tend to drag out their songs for hours and hours on end.

10. The Chew-singer

They don't particularly have a good voice, and that may only be because they usually start singing after stuffing their mouth full of food. This almost always ends up in a disaster.