I don’t like books...I think.

You sucked.

I thought you had 5 stars.

5 STARS.

Well...I didn’t make it past page 18!

Don’t criticize me.

I like writing.

I prefer that to reading.

I don’t read very often.

And here I am,

surrounded by writers,

Who love reading.

Well, what would they say?

Would it surprise you if....

If...the last chapter book I read, was about 2 years ago?