The Deepest Muse of All Time (jk)

It was three in the morning. My mind had woken me up so that I could muse about somehting very interesting.

"Hey Mind, why on earth did you wake me up? It's like Three AM bro!"

"I had a question to ask you."

"What is it? Get it over with already."

"If you turned into a cat . . . would people cuddle you? Or would they think it was weird because you used to be a person?"

"YOU WOKE ME UP FROM DEEP, LUCIUS SLEEP, TO ASK ME THA-- wow, that's actually a really good question!"

"I KNOW RIGHT?"

"On the one hand it's like 'eeewww don't cuddle him he used to be a dude', but on the other hand it's like 'bro that cat is so adorable. I can't resist.' I mean think about it, I'm already good looking enough as a person, but if I was as cute as a cat! I would be irresistible."

"Well, I'm not to sure about all that, but what are you gonna do to find your answer?"

"I don't know, maybe make some dumb post about it and ask everybody what they think."

" . . . Good Idea"

So, what do you guys think? Would people cuddle me if I turned into a cat?

I know it's weird, but it is also incredibly interesting, and deep down you know it is!