The first rule of the Vote Fairy is to NEVER speak of the Vote Fairy
Imagine if Arizona was called (early) at 15%, but other states are not at 98%.
Imagine if Philadelphia removed all Republican observers, to both the election and the count, and fought (in court) to keep it that way.
Imagine if Wisconsin had thousands more votes than registered voters.
Imagine if North Carolina and Nevada only announced late votes counts at 4:30am, each with 100% of the total blue.
How can this happen?
Well boys and girls, it is easy if you just believe in the Vote Fairy.
The Vote Fairy swoops in, just when needed, to save the day.
The bad people can not be there when this needs to happen for the Vote Fairy must never be seen by the bad people.
Just like Tinkerbell and Santa Clause, the Vote Fairy exists because people need it to exist.
The Vote Fairy does not understand math and logic.
Neither do the people who believe in the Vote Fairy.
But yet, some how, every four years, when everything is on the line, the Vote Fairy arrives and magically colors change from Red to Blue.
Don't question why. Don't ask for proof.
The Vote Fairy is real.
And all you have to do is believe.