Challenge
JUMBLE TONGUE #2 -- "Trains" is our topic, so could be reading on a train, buying a ticket for a train, looking out the window of a train, or watching a train roll by and so on. Example: "metal-screamer" could be jumble tongue for "train" and "learning the paper-bound" could be jumble tongue for "reading the book"... be creative, have fun, and as before, another_proser will read and try to translate!
“The wheels on the bus... I mean, the tracks on the train go whatever sound a train makes”
I stared to my front,
the train continued down the track.
I spotted a woman bent over.
She was young.
Eighteen or nineteen.
Wearing a mini-skirt.
She had sexy thighs,
a nice ass,
and wasn't wearing panties.
As I leaned forward
to get a better look,
I noticed an elderly woman
in the seat across from me.
She sent a dirty look.
"Fucking cunt!" I thought
before reaching into my waistband,
yanking out a .45 magnum
and shooting the bitch in the throat.
As blood squirted,
I stood,
yelling:
"Stay cool, and no one dies!
This is a robbery, motherfuckers!"
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