Things I’ve said on Discord

“I can already feel my snaity sliping aay”

(From a Homestuck server)

“HOH IT’S ANOTHER FRIEND IN MY STEW”

(From a server named “The Jew’s Stew”)

“WAIT WHY IS THE GROUP PHOTO SIMON COWELL”

(From a group that is named “hello lgbt fandom”)

“i am shaking at the fact that in the future i will be one of the few million people in this world who knows of a horrific trilogy that consists of urine”

(From “The rats”)

“BRO YOU WEARIN ARACHNID JIZZ”

(From “The Moonlings”)

“what good is a story without religious fascism”

“WE SHALL RISE TO THE TITLE OF GOD”

(On the opinion of study groups)

“upload the boy patch”

“what a good day to be a f*ggot”

“there is no context just babies saying death is inevitable”

(On Jack Stauber)

“god is a rude high schooler”

“idea: a d20 but it only has 6’s and 9’s. the twist? none of them are specified as either a 6 or a 9”

“ah yes witchcraft, the hobby where i can cast a spell using the power of Chuck E. Cheese”

“i am approaching”

“you owe me that soul, ilu mwah”

“i fucking jazzwalled that adopt”

“t!8ball gf da tiddy big?”