Stinky the elf

Hello. I am Stinky the elf. I hate Santa and want to get rid of him. I am a scout elf, living at the house of the Morrsions and they are super annoying. The one kids keeps trying to touch me, therefore killing me, but Santa doesn't believe me. I think that the only way to solve this problem and get free of the Morrisons is by freeing me, and all the other elves too, and the only way to do that is to get rid of Santa. Wait, I need to come up with the solution? Aw man, I thought you were going to help me! Okay, what if we send him on a never-ending vacation? Did I hear you ask how? We will tell him that this is the way to get a break from the cold. We will send him somewhere sunny, and he will never want to leave! Did you just say that I will need a disguise? Hmmmm... where can I get a disquise? Maybe I will pretend I am Head Elf and glue on a fake mustache. You think I'm too small? You say that my mustcache will hurt to come off? You're telling me that he won't believe it? Ugh, you are no help. I would rather get the Morrisons to help me than you.